Human Barbie gives 7-year-old daughter $14K lipo voucher for Xmas, or Want to lose your lunch? Read this...

What’s the latest in cringe-worthy news this week...hmm, how about, oh I know, the “Human Barbie,” 51-year-old Sarah Burge, giving her 7-year-old daughter a $14K voucher for liposuction, redeemable when she turns 18?  All in the name of making her little girl’s future dreams come true.  Now that’s what I call a stocking stuffer, or should I say, stocking slimmer?  

Any dreams of sugar plums dancing in this little girl’s head will be sucked away, replaced by the visions of skinny jeans and short shorts she’ll be able to wear when she comes of age.  

Why is the mom called the Human Barbie? you might ask.  I’ll tell you.  Because this woman has had thousands of plastic surgery procedures.  I can only imagine the tummy tucks this woman had after giving birth, and am absolutely flabbergasted that she was willing to go through the process at all.  

Her offspring is now all of 7, is sporting age-appropriate eyeliner, has learned how to pole dance, and already has a breast augmentation voucher from a previous birthday.  Talk about a hope chest.  

Yes, it seems that the British have a mom even more appalling than the crown-crazed stage mommies on Toddlers and Tiaras.  

In a land where queens are highly revered, congratulations, Human Barbie, you win the crown as Queen of the Bad Mommies.